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Are you there, vodka? It's me, Chelsea, Chelsea Handler

eng

no index present

non fiction

Are you there, vodka? It's me, Chelsea

232979516

Chelsea Handler

Synopsis: The eagerly awaited collection of personal essays from the bestselling author of My Horizontal Life. When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense. In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today

Chapter 1: Blacklisted -- Chapter 2: Chelsea in charge -- Chapter 3: Prison break -- Chapter 4: Bladder stones -- Chapter 5: Big red -- Chapter 6: Dining in the dark -- Chapter 7: Dim sum and then some -- Chapter 8: Barking up the wrong tree -- Chapter 9: Re-gift -- Chapter 10: Jumped -- Chapter 11: Mini-me -- Chapter 12: Costa Rica -- Acknowledgments -- About the author