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I need a lifeguard everywhere but the pool, Lisa Scottoline & Francesca Serritella

eng

illustrations

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non fiction

I need a lifeguard everywhere but the pool

957022210

Lisa Scottoline & Francesca Serritella

Join Lisa and Francesca as they regret drunk-shopping online, try smell-dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men. They offer a fresh and funny take on modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you're always your own best lifeguard"Lisa and Francesca are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. This seven book series is among the best reviewed humor books published today and has been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron"--, Provided by publisher

Perking up -- We're having a baby! -- Spot on -- Recipe ambition -- Our ladies of perpetual motion -- New Year's meh -- Lift and separate -- The off switch -- Becoming thirty -- Mother Mary and the eyebrow -- Moo -- Barking up the wrong tree -- Question authority -- Something we can all agree -- Topsy-turvy -- Adventures in herpetology -- The scent of a woman -- Pay the troll -- Ball o' fun -- Going where the weather suits my clothes -- Brain freeze -- Leave a tip -- Scrambled eggs -- Anniversary -- Batter up! -- Diaper Genie -- One-piece of mind -- World police -- Good morning! -- Blond and blonder -- Potted -- Happy birthday -- Pushing around -- Beach bums -- Work zoned -- The American dream -- The view from the ferry -- For the win -- Back to school -- Girl vitamin -- Which spices would you take to a kitchen island? -- Legends of the fall -- Political partisan seeks same -- Twelve hundred of my closest friends -- Running on empty -- If you're a woman, they only want one thing -- Mother Mary gets an idea -- Picture imperfect -- iPhonatic -- Home is where the bra comes off, part 2 -- On Guyatas -- Suburban story -- I like big brains and I cannot lie -- High note -- Collect them all -- It's a boy! -- Remote control freak -- The bridal shower 2.0 -- House dreams -- Hi, My name is -- Netflixxed -- Like a rolling book -- Sniff test -- Pasta impasse -- Let's twist again -- Don't bot with my heart -- Built Ford tough -- Weeding -- Keep calm and carry on -- Drunk click -- The bottom line on bottom-of-the-line