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Meet me at emotional baggage claim, Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella

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non fiction

Meet me at emotional baggage claim

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Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella

From the bestselling mother/daughter writing duo comes another hilarious collection of essays about motherhood, daughterhood, womanhood, and "does this hood look good on me?"

Meet me at the emotional baggage claim -- Shakespeare was no dummy -- I love you, man -- Motherhood has no expiration date -- Ode to Vance Packard -- Cushy -- Field guide to the American male -- Boxers or briefs -- Tickle -- iBurglars -- Homebodies -- Once upon a time -- Moving on -- Advertise here -- Insecurity clearance -- Fawning -- Starry starry night -- The many homes of Mother Mary -- Happy birthday -- Aftershocked -- Stroke, stroke, bail, bail -- The facts of life -- Southern exposure -- Wag the technology -- Kicking tuches -- Labor Day -- I stink, officially -- You're so vain, this is about you -- Shortcut Sally -- Doggie universe -- Unspecial delivery -- There was a little girl, who had a little curl -- Final curtain -- Emotional baggage -- Willpower and won'tpower -- Hairy and crazy -- Very personal shopper -- 9/11, ten years later -- Gateway paint -- Gateway brownie -- Bittersweet -- Plan C -- Snow job -- Lisa hits the eggnog -- You can never buy a gift for a mother -- And many happy returns -- Controlled freaks -- Dating at the speed limit, or the bad news -- Skype appeal -- Dating at the speed limit, or the good news -- Girl with a pearl earring -- Magic mushrooms -- Mythical beastie -- Blizzard of Oz -- Mother Mary and the MRI -- Grandmother whisperer -- Feet don't fail me now -- Slip sliding away -- In which spunky teaches me about Mother Mary -- Subtext -- In-box of letters -- Spoiled -- To everything, there is a season -- Hang-ups -- Nobody's passenger -- All we have to do is take this lie and make it true -- Called to order -- I am Mother Mary -- Get well, or else -- Gadget girl -- Jazz hands -- An open letter from an open heart